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10 Ways On How To Let Your Crush Feel That He/She Is Not Your Crush
Here is a repost from my other old blog…
This is a guide for people who doesn’t want to show their feelings for reasons unknown or maybe known (like fear of rejection, embarrassment, or just plain stupidity). If you plan on following this guide, just be ready and don’t trust all the things I say.
NUMBER 1: Absolutely (I mean really absolutely), NO eye contact.
Always remember that what you feel will reflect in your eyes, so avoid eye contact by wearing sunglasses all the time. Just rock that crazy sunglasses look!!!
NUMBER 2: Be indifferent when he/she is around.
Just read the ‘How to Be Indifferent’ article from wikiHow.com. Here is the link: http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Indifferent.
NUMBER 3: Don’t give him/her something that could mean something.
Giving is synonymous to liking. Just don’t do something stupid like making your crush feel special by giving him/her special things. Got it?
NUMBER 4: Don’t talk about him/her.
Always avoid topics about him/her. Stir the conversation into topics like ‘Are aliens real?’ or ‘Who invented the aquarium?’.
NUMBER 5: Be at your worst behavior when he/she is around.
Do I really have to elaborate this?
NUMBER 6: Never tell someone (including BFF) about how you feel.
If you tell a single soul about how you feel about him/her, you might as well go to the nearest radio station and broadcast your feelings.
NUMBER 7: Never admit that he/she is cute.
Admission on how he/she ranked as 15 out of 10 in your cuteness meter is a BIG no no…
NUMBER 8: Never go near him/her.
Don’t breath the air he/she breath. Don’t bask in the sun that kisses his/her skin. Don’t stay in the same planet he/she is living in.
NUMBER 9: Never talk to him/her.
If he/she approaches you, act like your deaf and mute. Quite simple. Really.
NUMBER 10: Do all the steps stated above.
Learn the steps by heart and you will go a long way…
To learn more about the topic, watch ‘Hey Arnold’ in Nickelodeon Channel and learn from Helga.
